Daddy's flown across the ocean

fucker never called me

Sat, 16 Oct 2004 06:22:52 GMT

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there because	you escaped a nuclear war
For _____ years	80
With	Jennifer Aniston. Click for pic.
He/She will think you are	God
You will	kill him/her

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Sat, 16 Oct 2004 05:44:13 GMT

last nite kicked ass. me and zapata drove around with a video camera taping random shit. we went to taco bell and filmed are order. it is the gayest movie ever. were doing it again tonite. im just waiting for him to get off work. thats only like 20 mins though. im still waiting for my fone to ring and hear beckman say whats up so we can all chill. oh yeah zapata locked his keys in his car with the engine, lights, and heater runing. what a dum ass. it took like an hour to get it open. i dont really know how to kill time maybe ill play a video game or something. later!

nigga

Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:45:27 GMT

i just finished working 21 hrs over the last two days. im tired as shit but im gonna go hang out with my boy zapata. its fun as shit at his place. i talk at ya lata homies.

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 04:57:43 GMT

What is your full name:: Michael James Galley
•Date of birth:: 2/19/1986
•Male or female:: Male
•Astrological sign:: the fish one
•Hair color:: strawberry blonde
•Eye color:: hazel
•Where were you born:: plantaion FL
•Where do you reside now:: Florida
•Age:: 18
•Screen names:: gotbettie
•What does your screen name stand for:: Bettie Page
•Pets:: 2 dogs 7 fish
•Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: dont remember
•Piercings:: none
•Tattoo's:: none yet
•Shoe size:: 12
•Righty or lefty:: right
•Wearing:: boxers
•Hearing:: korn another brick in the wall
•Feeling:: tired as shit

Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
•Have you ever been in love:: yes
•How many people have you said it to:: for real only a couple of people
•How many people have you been in REAL love with:: one
•How many people have you kissed:: two wait does mom count?
•Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: does it count if your drunk?
•How many people have you dated:: 2
•What do you look for in a guy/girl:: a vagina
•What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: nice ass
•What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: blonde
•Do you have a crush right now:: no
•If so who is it::
•Do you believe in love at first sight:: no
•Do you remember your first love:: yeah
•Do you believe in fate:: no
•Do you believe in soul mates:: yes
•If so do you believe you'll ever find yours::

Family Stuff
•How many siblings do you have:: 2
•What are your siblings names:: kristin john
•What are your parents names:: Jane Michael
•How many siblings does your mother have:: 4
•How many siblings does your father have:: 1
•Where are your parents from:: new york
•Is your family close::sometimes
•Does your family get together for holidays:: every couple of years
•Are your parents divorced:: yes
•Do you have step parents:: yes

Music Stuff
•What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: none
•What's the best cd you own:: Marilyn Manson Lest we Forget
•What song do you absolutely hate:: anything ever written by linkin park
•Do you sing in the shower:: who doesnt
•What song reminds you of that special someone::

Favorites
•Color:: hot pink
•Food:: Pizza
•Song:: another brick in the wall - korn
•Show:: saved by the bell
•School subject:: science
•Band/singer/artist:: Marilyn Manson
•Animal:: platypus
•Radio station:: the radio is gay
•Movie:: American history x or slc punk
•Pair of shoes:: pumas
•Holiday:: new years
•Pizza topping:: bacon
•Jello flavor:: orange
•Lunch meat:: none
•Card Game:: free cell
•Website:: espn.com
•Book:: dont read
•Number:: 13
•Cereal:: crispx
•Comedian:: dane cook
•Dessert:: vanilla cake
•Disney character:: genie
•Past time:: sleep
•Teacher:: hillgruber
•Childhood toy:: TMNT
•Carnival game/ride:: swirlly thing
•Candy bar:: twix
•Salad dressing:: ranch
•Thing to do on the weekend:: play video games
•Hot drink::
•Season:: winter
•Sport to watch:: football
•Person to talk to online:: no one

Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
•What color are your sheets:: white and blue
•What color are your bedroom walls:: blue
•Do you have posters on your wall:: bettie page and system of a down on the dart board
•Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: yea
•What do you normally sleep in:: the buff
•What size bed do you have:: twin
•Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed::
•Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: no
•decribe last nightmare you had:: a giant crab with lightning shooting from his eyes was chasing me and he was wearing loafers
•Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: no
•How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed:: 1
•Any unusual sleeping positions:: on my side
•Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling:: no
•Do you snore:: i think so...
•How about drool:: usually
•Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yea
•What color is the carpet in your room:: tan

This or that
•loser/wannabe:: neither
Douhnuts/bagels:: bagels
•Day/night:: night
•Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: east
•Heaven/hell:: heaven
•Make love/have sex:: sex
•Coffee/tea:: tea
•Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburgers
•Rap/rock:: rock
•Britney/Christina:: both in the bed
•Swiss cheese/american cheese:: american
•Real World/Road Rules:: real world
•Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: Nsync
•Silver/gold:: Silver
Nike/Adidas:: adidas
•McDonalds/Taco Bell:: TB
•Sweet/sour:: sour
•Punk/emo:: punk
•Hot/cold:: cold
•Winter/summer:: Winter
•Spring/fall:: Fall
•Operas/plays:: plays
•Read/watch tv:: tv
•Cd's/tapes:: cds
•Dvd's/vhs:: DVD
•Old/new:: old
•Shorts/skirts:: pants
•Meat/vegetables:: meat
•Mexican food/chinese food:: mexican
Scary movies/comedies:: comedies
Sandals/tennis shoes:: tennis shoes
•Dogs/cats:: dogs
•Unicorns/fairies:: what the fuck??
•Water/land:: land
•Sugar/spice:: Sugar
•Black/white:: white
•ribbons/bows:: ribbons
•Chicken/beef:: chicken
•Cars/trucks:: trucks
•Austin Powers/James Bond:: bond
•Popcorn/pretzels:: popcorn
•Hip/hop:: hop
•Passionate kiss/peck:: passionate
•Back rub/foot massage:: back
•Picture frames/photo albums:: album
•Pens/pencils:: pen

What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
•Eminem:: got old fast
•Virgin: better off without
•God: not real
•The Osbournes:: gay
Reality TV:: see emeinem
Religion: none
•Emo music:: worst
•Valentine's Day:: made up by halmark
•Christina Aguilera's comeback:: she needs to get naked
•Homosexuals:: stay strong
•Abortion:: pro-choice
•Inter-racial relationships:: love is color blind ;)
•Murder:: depends on who it is
•Death:: A sad thing
•Pre-marital sex:: doesnt bother me
•Terrorism:: sometimes it needs to be done
•Pornography:: gotta love it
•Fortune Tellers:: bull
•Threesomes:: wouldnt mind having one
•Prostitution:: ugly people
•Politics:: dont follow
•Country music:: ok sometimes
•George W. Bush:: shoulg go away
•Cloning:: dont care
•Britney's boobs:: not fake...
•Gas prices in America:: i wish i lived in the 50s

Have You Ever....
•Mooned anyone:: yes
•Been on a diet:: no
•been to a foreign country:: no
•Broken a bone:: no
•allowed a tooth/cap/filling:: huh??
•Swear at a teacher:: no
•Got in a fight:: no
•Dated a teacher:: no
•Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: nope
•Thought about killing your enemy:: no

•Gone skinny dipping:: no
•Told a little white lie:: of course
•Told a secret you swore not to tell:: yeah
•Stolen anything:: no
•Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: nope
•Been on TV:: yeah
•Been on the radio:: no
•Been in a mosh pit:: yeah
•Been to a concert:: yeah
•Dated one of your best friends:: nope
•Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: no
•Deceived somebody close to you:: no
•Broken the law:: many a time
•Been to a rodeo:: yes!
•Been on a talk show:: no
been on an airplane:: yes
•Got to ride on a firetruck:: no
•Came close to dying:: yes
•Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes
•Terrorized a babysitter:: yeah
•Snuck out of the house at night:: yep
•Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: a couple of times
•Had an eating disorder:: no
•Felt like you didn't belong:: yes
•Felt like the 3rd wheel:: yeah
•Smoked:: yep
•Been arrested:: only once
•Had your tonsils removed:: no
•Gone to camp:: nope
•Won a bet:: not yet
•Written a love letter:: dont think so
•Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: yep
•Written a love poem:: yes
•Kissed in the rain:: shower?
•Slow danced with someone you love:: no
•Participated in an orgy:: no
•Stolen a kiss:: ha yeah
•Asked a friend for relationship advice:: yeah
•Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: kinda
•Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: no
•Gotten a speeding ticket:: nope
•Done jail time:: only 6 hrs
•Had to wear a uniform to work:: yep
•Won a trophy:: yeah
•Bowled a perfect game:: no
•Failed/got held back:: no
•Got perfect attendance in grade school:: yep
•Roasted pumpkin seeds:: watched nana
•Taken ballet/karate lessons:: no
•Attempted suicide:: nope
•Cut yourself:: yea

Childhood Stuff
•Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: both
•Did you own Treasure Trolls:: yes
•Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: no
•Did you play Simon Says:: all summer
•Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: yeah
•Did you wet the bed:: yeah
•Were you spoiled:: nope
•Were you abused:: not that i remember
•Did you go to the circus:: yes
•Did you go to the zoo:: yeah
•Were you in a car accident:: yes
•Did you build snowmen:: no
•Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: yeah
•Were your older cousins mean to you:: yeah
•Did you think slinkies were cool:: only when they didnt break in 20 minutes
•Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: yeah, when steam came out, the turtles were making pizza
•Were you afraid of the dark:: yeah
•Did you have slumber parties:: sometimes
•Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: no
•Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: huh?
•Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: ya
•Do you believe in aliens:: yeah
•Name three things that are next to your computer:: blank cds a mouse and incense
•Do you have any hidden talents:: no
•Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: just like in the 80s
•If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: the best one ever
•What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: none
•What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: dont watch too many movies
•What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: alien v predator
•Do you drive:: yes
•What is your dream car:: 65 mustang fastback
•Do you think your good looking:: i cant complain
•Do others think you are good looking:: everyone that looks at me
•Would you ever sky dive:: doubt it
•Do you believe in Bigfoot:: no
•How many rooms do you have in your house:: 3
•Are you afraid of roller coasters:: no
•Do you believe in God:: no
•Do you believe in Satan:: no
•Do you believe there is a heaven:: no
•Do you believe there is a hell:: no
•Do you own a pool table:: no
•Do you have a pool:: no
•Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: yes
•Do you like chocolate:: no
•Who/what is on your 2004 calendar:: marilyn monroe
•How many U.S. states have you been to:: 15 - 20
•Ever wished on a shooting star:: no
•Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: grim reaper
•Do you carry any weapons on you:: no
•What is your weakness:: ???
•Name something you can't get enough of:: laughing
•Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: i dont know
•How many kids do you want to have:: 1
•Future daughters names:: i dont want a girl ill kill it
•Future sons names:: dartanian
•What is your ideal way to die:: during sex
•How do you release stress:: punching random things
•Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: no
•Are you an artisitic person:: yeah
•Are you a realistic person?:: i do my best
•Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: no
•Are you a strong person:: physically im a beast
•Are you a strong willed person:: I guess
•Who is the last person to e-mail you:: no one just spam *tear
•Who is the last person to IM you:: dont have im
•Do you hate chain e-mails:: oh yeah
•Are you a deep sleeper:: wont wake up for anything
•Are you a good story teller:: can be
•What do you believe is your best quality:: my butt
•What is your greatest accomplishment:: diploma
•Do you like to burn candles or incense:: incense
•Do you have your own credit card:: yes
•Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: spend like a PIMP
•Do you have a check book:: yes
•Do you like your drivers license:: its ok
•Do you tan easily:: i dont
•What color is your hair naturally:: strawberry blonde
•How many fillings do you have:: 2
•How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: none
•Worst feeling in the world?: hangover
•Best feeling in the world:: drunk
•Is the glass half empty or half full:: its half full
•Last thing you downloaded:: korn songs
•Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: yea as a joke
•What do you think people think of you:: super sexy piece of man meat
•Are you a likeable person:: :) need i say more
•Do you need therapy:: no
•Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: no
•Do you love your bf/gf:: yes
•If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: id call you lame
•When are you moving:: soon
•What's your favorite phrase:: homogay

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 18:35:54 GMT

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 08:09:54 GMT

im coming home in 2 days. technically one cuz its 1 in the morning i cant wait to get back home. i stayed up til 5 yesterday and slept til 3 there is nothing to do out here but listen to my cds and watch tv. im hungry

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 08:42:27 GMT

im stuck up in washington at my uncles house. ive been here for a month. it sucks so much. ive only been out on my own once or twice i cant remember. i come home on tuesday thank god. ill finally be back with my friends drinking and have a good time. i miss partying with my boys.

Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:22:47 GMT

wow ur jimmy.......i bet u got issues like him 2

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Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:17:54 GMT

If you were any spiffy cool MSI song, you would be
BACKMASK... Congrats.

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Thu, 30 Oct 2003 17:56:51 GMT

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
gooberman goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Jimmy Urine.
pympxchrissy tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
spiderchick tricks you! You get a penny.
suavezgurl tricks you! You get a piece of string.
yourgun2myheadx gives you 16 green raspberry-flavoured gummies.
ytirahc169 tricks you! You get a pen cap.
gooberman ends up with 16 pieces of candy, a scratched CD, a penny, a piece of string, and a pen cap.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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Thu, 30 Oct 2003 17:09:57 GMT

That concert last night - MSI - kicked soooo much ass! i dont no what elle is talking about i thought the opening bands were pretty decent. MSI KICKED MAJOR ASS tough. everyone said they had a shitty stage show. FUCK THAT. they were bad ass. im still in a good mood the next day. i have a freakin blast. well i got a lotta work to do. maybe ill get to go see KMFDM next week. we'll see.

peace

Mon, 20 Oct 2003 16:08:56 GMT

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Emo kid for a day

Tue, 07 Oct 2003 03:07:04 GMT

Tue, 07 Oct 2003 02:55:55 GMT

This weekend kinda sucked. except i finally got my MSI ticket!! whoooo. when i bought it i was so excited i was shaking. i found out my parents are leaving for two weeks. watchin the boston red sox game. they're winning 4 3 in the top of the 9th. they better win. my manager pissed me off at work on sunday. i stayed at garretts house on sunday night. i called em to see if she wanted to chill but i guess she wasnt home. oh well. i chilled with my woman and all my buds today. it was the most fun ive had in a while. i gonna watch the end of the game post some pics and go to bed.
peace.

Thu, 02 Oct 2003 17:02:18 GMT

I have issues with...

identity
weather
forever
sacrifice
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Tue, 30 Sep 2003 16:04:28 GMT

im listening to a perfect circles new cd.

TWIGGY IS GOD

it is awesome. i cant believe MSI is coming. i want to go so bad! i hope i can get the day off work. i'll ask for it off today. do you have to be 18 to get in?? i sure as hell hope not! ill bust a f'n cap yo. fa shizzel. i need to go to a good concert. hopefully guavaween is gonna rock my socks off too. this cd is pretty damn cool.

weddings rock

Tue, 23 Sep 2003 21:11:59 GMT

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after this pic i went to em's house and got a mohawk
it was grand

Mon, 22 Sep 2003 16:15:00 GMT

web design is sooo boring especially without my baby. i got to sleep for 10 hours last night. it was great! i had to go to work with a hangover yesterday. i had to be there at 8 AM! i have to go in at two today. i prob wont have much time to see anyone today. im gonna try though.wow tis is the gayest website ever. its been about 2 weeks and its all about some stupid juice company. wtf???? oh well. im gonna go work (or play games).
later

Sun, 21 Sep 2003 03:42:25 GMT

im too fucked up to remember how to post anything
ill try tommorrow

what a night

Sun, 21 Sep 2003 03:34:31 GMT

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this is me in my tux for my wedding. it was so much fun. i finally went "camping" for the first time in like 2 yrs. i even had a little champage. i am so tired right now. i think im gonna go to bed. i have to go to work at 8 tommorrow morning.
zzzzz
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::falls asleep::

Gay

Fri, 19 Sep 2003 04:00:39 GMT

today sucked. after school was the only good part of today. i hung out with "my bitches"! smacked a ho! accident i swear. i missed the pool with some hotties to get a tux for my friends wedding on saturday and WORK! how gay is that? my girl is otta town tommorrow so i get to be a PIMP! WHAT! i went to my best friends house after work tonight and we talked seriously for the first tie in forever. it was great. i miss the good ol days. yeah today was gay. im out like a trout yo. peace!

Thu, 18 Sep 2003 02:53:29 GMT

Bettie Page is soooooooo hot.

Wed, 17 Sep 2003 16:50:01 GMT

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Wed, 17 Sep 2003 01:37:12 GMT

yeah so todya after i got off work i had to go see my girlfriend. we had to "talk". when i first got there she was doin a project and i think i fell asleep but im not sure for how long. when i woke we started to talk. she thinks that im only doin things that i want to do and i dont care about her opinions. i dont see it but im just a guy what do i know?i told kandi i was gonna call her at ten to tell her about the "talk" but im a little too tired tonight. ill just talk to her tomorrow. time for night night. good day, sir. i said good day!

Tue, 16 Sep 2003 15:54:10 GMT

you are either a record nerd or not a scenester at
all. you are the coolest of the bunch. bravo,
dude.

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